Our Final Post On Here: Santa Caught Outsourcing Labor??

27 12 2012

santaYear after year we feed our children stories about how Santa’s Elves work hard in the North Pole to bring the good children toys. Now here’s a question for you. If the toys are built in the North Pole, then why are the toys stamped with “Made in China?” We get mad at our own Government for outsourcing labor, but when good old St. Nick does it, nobody bats an eyelash. Has Christmas Spirit become replaced by the Spirit of Capitalism? Maybe the Elves have taken a stance and have formed a Union for better benefits and salaries. Little did they know that they’re demands are a little too pricey for Pere Noel and he has to get cheaper labor to reduce the cost of production. Apparently outsourcing has been a part of bigger business since 343 A.D. when the first stories of Kris Kringle were shared with little boys and girls around the world. Well played Santa, well played. A better question would be how does Santa pay taxes when his income is consumable? (Meaning comprised of milk and cookies)

* *This is a playful post; hopefully you don’t decide that we’re meant to be on the naughty list next Christmas for unveiling Santa’s big secret. Thanks for being good sports.

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